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My girlfriend and I have recently had intercourse, and I used a condom. However, I felt like I might not have used it 100% properly. If any sperm DID get in, it would have been a microscopic amount. Still, even that would be enough. To be safe and to not take a risk we did not have to take, I got her a plan B pill (tho she chewed it since she has trouble swallowing pills whole)

Her period is rarely ever on time (right now its almost a week after the 28 day period, which according to her, is usually the case before it actually starts).

But right now I am feeling very paranoid, and quite frankly, scared s**tless. I have made a lot of mistakes I could have easily avoided.

If she IS pregnant, how easy is it determinable based on her symptoms alone?

What I currently know is:
She is experiencing menstrual cramps (of normal strength)
no spotting
her nipples feel sore
NO signs of tiredness, desire to eat strange foods, headaches, dizziness, or mood swings
have currently yet to start her period

I showed her a list of common symptoms, and she says she hardly feels any of those. However, I understand that sometimes it isn’t very obvious…

It could very well be my paranoia that is keeping me scared, and I do hope that is the case.

You? Paranoid? Never…. Well..maybe a little. Look, there is a slight possibility but that possibility is so small. (Plan B AND a condom) The early symptoms of pregnancy are in all honesty very similar to symptoms you experience before you start your period. If the only symptoms are cramping and sore nipples I wouldn’t worry about it at all! If she is stressed, which she may be if your shoving lists of pregnancy symptoms at her, it could also explain why her cycle is late!
Look, I would just relax. Give it a week and if still nothing, buy a test.

My brother and I were close until her met this girl two years ago…

They dated one year, got engaged then six weeks later had a very small wedding. The wedding did not include any of my brother and mine part of the family. Which was very odd, we are a VERY close family. My sisters and I were not invited to the bacheloret party or bridal shower. We didn’t even get a formal wedding invitation. We offered to help set up chairs and do anything for the wedding but my sister in law just ignored us.

Her side of the family is huge! They are a large family with 12 children. They foster adopted 10 of them. Her mother home schools all the children, and they are very strict. They are a close family and are overly nice. They attend a non-denominational church and are known throughout the community.

My parents are just in AWE of her parents and their parenting skills. My mom is always trying to "be like her" (sister in laws mom) . They switched churches and have adapted their own parenting skills.

I have asked them (my brother and sister in law) if they would want to come over for dinner, or to go to dinner, camping, to the movies, go for a walk, play board games… just hang out… with them but they are always turning me down. My sisters have all done the same with being turned down.

My brother and sister in law purchased a house a few months after being married 2 months and are now expecting their first child. Their home caught on fire and burned down a few weeks ago… she is 6 months pregnant. I got all my friends together to donate clothes and house hold items. My sister in law didn’t even say "thanks" just literally went through them all saying "trash trash trash, I will just wait for the insurance check".

I asked my mom last week if my sister in laws friends were having a baby shower for her. My mom told me that her mom was putting it together. So I emailed my sister in laws mom asking if I can do anything to help. She never responded. So I text my sister in law asking her about the shower she replied saying "I have lots of friends to help" then I asked her if she had a baby registry at any store. she replied "no, I am just going to return everything I get anyways and buy everything used to save money for diapers".

My sisters and I are at a lose as to how to get along with her. My parents are just amazed at how "great" she is. At every family function, my sister in law is just blunt and rude to my grandparents. She rolls her eyes when they talk. She is short with younger siblings and corrects them for just being kids. She walks into everyone’s house like she owns it. Goes through peoples mail and offers unwanted advice on personal matters. She corrects my kids and even spanks them. She makes fun of my husband and my sisters boyfriends.

I have tried for a few years now to get along. I have never said anything rude to her. I invite her to my kids party’s and events. I include her in my families life. I have honestly never done anything to cause this sort of behavior.

It seems like from the get-go she wanted my brother to be a part of her families life… Its almost like she needs my parents so she "deals" with them… but has no use for anyone else.

How can I keep things cordial when she is rude to the people I love?

That’s sad. I would ignore her and your brother. Your brother will eventually get the hint. At some point it might be your time to be rude. Next time your brother wants to bring her over to your place just tell him that you don’t want her because she is RUDE! And develop the attitude that EVERYONE can DIE as far as you are concerned. THAT LADY will never be a part of YOUR life.

Then let them work real hard to make her like you instead of you doing the work.

Let me give you some of my language skills. I’m sure you’re going to have to practice this a lot. Do it in the shower. Just act like Obama and you are reading it off a teleprompter. Say these two words over and over again:

BITE ME

Just keep practicing. Say it over and over. The next time you can’t come up with a response to someone simply say BITE ME. This will harden you up for that twit of a brother you have…. so he will know that you changed and he needs to help you.

You also need to impress her parents like she does yours. Next time your around them, pick out one of the adopted children and say like a business lady, "How much did you have to pay for that one?" And be sure and complement them such as, "I was only asking because he has good teeth and you really can’t get fat kids with good teeth anymore very cheap.

You’re welcome in advance.

How likely is it that I could be pregnant? I know it’s too soon to tell. I justwanted some input. I usually have a 27 day cycle. My last period started on Sept. 4th. I had sex with my husband on the 13th and 14th. (warning TMI –> ) I started having a slimey discharge on the 14th. I wasn’t sure if I was ovulating or what. Anyways, when we had sex we used the withdrawl method (like RIGHT before he went) both times. I wouldn’t mind if I had gotten pregnant, but I was just curious what chance of being pregnant I had. If you don’t mind, give me your input and what precentage chance you think I have of being pregnant (just a guesstimation( Thanks all!

It’s possible that you are pregnant. Even if your hubby withdrew, there is sperm present in pre-ejacualte fluid. If your period started on the 4th, then I don’t think you would have ovulated until after the 13th or 14th (though sperm can live in the vagina for up to 72 hrs or so). That being said, I think it’s possible, but highly unlikely.

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1 Gabriella DOSNT get pregnant
2 Gabriella DOES get pregnant
3 Gabriella DOES get pregnant AND she will have a miscarrige or abortion

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http://www.getting-pregnant-info.com – how to get pregnant Fast – Your Guide To Having A Baby Right Away
http://www.getting-pregnant-info.com – Many newlyweds are trying to raise a family but fail to do so due to fertilization problems. There are a lot of factors that contribute to a failure in fertilization. It could be that the woman has a lower progesterone level, ovulation problems, or even some disease like endometriosis.
http://www.getting-pregnant-info.com – Before you do any holistic or natural methods to get pregnant, you need to consult your doctor first. No matter how effective you here these holistic methods are, there is still no substitute for science based medicine which your doctor can provide you.
Here are obvious ways to get you pregnant fast: You have to eat healthy and live a healthy lifestyle. This means that you have to stop smoking, drinking alcohol, and lower your caffeine intake. You should also exercise at least twice a day.
http://www.getting-pregnant-info.com – You should also consider tracking your monthly period. You should track the days of your luteal phase. Keep record of your vaginal temperature. You should also take note of the cervical mucus. There is also a technique called “Ovulation Calculator” – this calculator can be very accurate.

http://www.getting-pregnant-info.com – There is also the factor of sexual position. A lot of couples attest to the effectiveness of the missionary position. When you are in the missionary position, the man’s sperm should be closer to the ovum or egg of the woman. It closes the gap somehow and gets the sperm closer and hence it can fertilize it better.
http://www.getting-pregnant-info.com – Medical help is better suited to help women get pregnant. Like I said earlier, science based medicine is the best chance you have to get pregnant. It’s not bad to try the holistic remedies but then again, you can always be sure when you talk to a doctor.
I wish you luck in your quest to get pregnant.
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lim 19 years old and have been trying for a baby for a year and a half with my long term partner.. i was told i have pcos and my doctor put me on the pill to regulate my periods but it wont get me pregnant how can i get pregnant easier?

A ‘long term partner’ of a teenager is called a boyfriend.

How about turning your boyfriend into a husband before turning him into a father. If he isn’t ready to commit to you, then you have a bigger issue to worry about BEFORE trying to conceive..

im on trivora for birth control and i waited a month and a half or 2 months after finishing my antibiotics to have sex,and when we do we always use a condom.how likely would it be for me to get pregnant?

The chances are slim. That’s the safest way to do it! The only thing safer is abstinance.. but who wants to do that? haha You’re being very safe!

because my period is 2 weeks late, and im always hungry, like ill eat a big meal, and almost an hour later my stomach will be growling again, i dont know whats going on. and im starting to get a belly kind of. but i never had sex before. so its not possible for me to be pregnant right? i know this sounds weird, but im just kind of scared. any ideas as to whats going on?

ok u r obviously too young to be even thinking about sex bc yes sex is the only way to get pregnant so i know you are a young teen and the only thing that is happening to you is puberty and growing pains. you are not pregnant. please dont have sex anytime soon. go have the sex talk with your mother. ask any questions you want and dont be shy about it. she would rather you learn from her than anywhere else.