I know this may sound insane but what are the ways one can get pregnant without sex? Also is this normal?
February 9th, 2010 | 
Author: ok here’s the deal I had my period a couple weeks ago and havent had sex in like 6 months. Here’s the problem 3 days ago I went to bed with a flat stomach and I woke up the next day (litterally looking way pregnant, my boobs are bigger and everything) not only do I not understand how the hell I got pregnant I dont understand how the hell Id be this pregnant overnight I did a check to see when i would have ovulated it’s like a week ago WHAT THE HELL could be going on? its too soon to even do a pregnancy test but I kinda have no doubt
Im kinda freaking out to be honest, cause either some wierd medical thing is really fucking with my body, or somehow I have a baby growing exponentially, my freinds are in shock too
immaculate conception?
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a sperm doner
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thats weird
go see a doctor
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Cap’n Crunch
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have you asked your OBGYN to impregnante you? Thats about the only way with out having sex. Unless you kisses someone with an open mouth.
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Uhh
Maybe you miscarried? I think you should go to a doctor about such a problem.
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You cannot get pregnant without sex … unless your name is The Virgin Mary … and even there, the jury’s out!
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there is no way you are preggers if you havent had sex. i think perhaps your body is just adjusting to the moon or you have a thyroid condition, Go to the dr!
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You might be the next holy mother.
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If you didn’t have sex, I guarantee you are not pregnant. You’re probably just retaining some water.
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you can go to a sperm bank
or fingure a girl after you ejaculate on your fingures
lol
idk but i think thoses are the only 2 ways
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wow thats creepy. i would wait and see as soon as possible for a test and after that no matter what it says i would definitely go to the doctors.
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an accident ( like sitting on the toilet in a unisex trucker batheroom),
or artificial insemination
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insemenation.
i think its a food baby
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Did you eat a lot of McDonalds or something?
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take a pregnancy test, DUH!!!
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A turkey baster…yuck
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Did u think it’s like the virgin mary?
God. Or maybe your just bloated
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immaculate conception?
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imaculate conception??
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thats pretty crazy. maybe youve been pregnant and just didnt realize it??? some people have periods through their pregnancy, although i think its pretty rare
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In the middle of the night, a man entered your bedroom window and made sweet love to you while you were asleep.
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My personal favourite is "immaculate conception".
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Sounds like your having Edward Cullen’s (or one of his brother’s)baby.
Do you know how rich you’re going to be??
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You can get pregnant from a guy just rubbing his penis around your vagina, from anal if the sperm leaks out and comes in contact with your vagina, if he plays with himself and then fingers you, if you play with him and then finger yourself. There are a few ways, all of which are unlikely. And you wouldn’t be showing overnight. You need to get to a doctor quick.
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did you get a pregnancy test. I had that happen to me too when i was really skinny and younger…i thought something bad happened but it was just gas…other than that get a test and see
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yes
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Don’t freak out until you’re completely sure you’re pregnant. Take a pregnancy test as soon as you can, so you can be sure if you’re pregnant or not. I’m pretty sure you’re not pregnant though, if what you said is true(not having sex in 6 months).
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if you have been fingered by a man who jacked off with in 24 hour of that you can become pregnant, because sperm can live out of the penis for up to 24 hours.
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The Best option for you would be to go schedule a Dr’s appointment, If I were you I would check into the emergency room and get everything looked at, you could have some sort of clotting in your uterus or stomach somewhere causing swelling in other areas of your body.
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My Teacher Ms.K
Hold your horses now. You have to take a test to know for sure. Gas, hormonal surge etc.. could cause swelling. For real, get a test, they are very accurate, very early these days. I found out before I even missed a period. Good luck!
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i don’t think that you can show symptoms overnight of a physical pregnancy. i think you may have water retention or a ghost pregnancy.
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second coming of Jesus.
Hail Mary.
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You could possibly be pregnant, some women to continue to have a monthly bleeding. I doubt it though.
My guess would be that your bloated, and your boobs are getting bigger because you think they are.
If your really worried, get a pregnancy test. If your body is reacting like that, it’s not too early. If you don’t trust that, just see an OBGYN.
As for other ways you can get pregnant, besides artificial insemination… on rare, very rare occasions, if your fooling around without clothes, and get semen on any wet area of the genitals, there is a chance that the little buggers could swim all the way in.
Not very likely though.
And I’m sure someone is going to suggest the bathtub theory, don’t listen to them, it’s all bull. They proved it impossible.
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it could be a fantom pregnancy.. have u been thinking about having kids? or maybe u r stressed which has caused ur periods to stop, or you have trouble with ur digesting system which is causing u to be bloated… i would see a doc anyway.. good luck!
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don’t worry you cant be pregnant cause u didn’t have sex and you might just be retaining water or you might be bloated since you might be experiencing an irregular period or might just be getting bloated for no reason>>>>still go see a doctor
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Hmmm?
You didn’t have sex, well, maybe ( sick but possible) that someone had sex with you?
have you had any " house guest lately?"
the other possibility, may be a miscarriage?
this is very interesting, please keep us informed.
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Firstly, go see a doctor. Since no sex took place i doubt your pregnant, unless it’s the second coming of Jesus. It could be a hormone problem but it would have to be a pretty freaky one.
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Go to a doctor as soon as possible
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Artificial insemination.
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Psycological pregnancy.
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